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Closer to the truth?
« on: September 19, 2020, 02:27:31 pm »
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if Take the seat beside you?

The girl replied, in a loud voice, "No, I don't want to spend the night with you!"

All the people in the library stared at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 for one night? ..... I'm not paying that much"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".   

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2020, 02:50:36 pm »
okay funny i never heard this one

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2020, 06:08:37 pm »
I love it! Maybe now she'll think twice before she does that again but I doubt it. Closer to the truth? In terms of looking deeper at the reason as to why people do what they do? Is that to justify what she did because it's grounded on ignorance. She doesn't in fact know what a man is thinking and embarrassed him on an assumption.
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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2020, 08:16:26 pm »
I love it! Maybe now she'll think twice before she does that again but I doubt it. Closer to the truth? In terms of looking deeper at the reason as to why people do what they do? Is that to justify what she did because it's grounded on ignorance. She doesn't in fact know what a man is thinking and embarrassed him on an assumption.
I thought it was closer to the truth because in today's society all a woman has to do is make a claim, evidence and truth has nothing to do with it.

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2020, 10:21:47 am »
Thanks for the laugh. I seems you have a talent for finding funnies that I have never heard before.
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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2020, 11:18:33 am »
Loved it - never heard this one and thought it was one of the best twists on a joke I ever heard.  It brought to mind the word "touche"

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2020, 02:04:27 pm »
Lol....good one...I have heard similar ones but not that exact version

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2020, 02:15:42 pm »
LOL  I wish I could think that fast.  So funny.

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2020, 03:12:13 pm »
I love it! Maybe now she'll think twice before she does that again but I doubt it. Closer to the truth? In terms of looking deeper at the reason as to why people do what they do? Is that to justify what she did because it's grounded on ignorance. She doesn't in fact know what a man is thinking and embarrassed him on an assumption.
I thought it was closer to the truth because in today's society all a woman has to do is make a claim, evidence and truth has nothing to do with it.

I agree with you oldbuddy.  Today all someone has to do is make a claim and bam, someone's reputation is ruined....whether the claim is actually true or not.
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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2020, 05:11:21 pm »
Like this too

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2020, 08:33:03 pm »
Good one, I like to read this kind of stuff than a lot of the negative stuff that is going on right now.  Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2020, 12:59:13 am »
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if Take the seat beside you?

The girl replied, in a loud voice, "No, I don't want to spend the night with you!"

All the people in the library stared at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 for one night? ..... I'm not paying that much"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".   

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2020, 05:25:21 am »
That was good. Never heard that before .
Thanks for the laugh! :pumpkin: :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2020, 06:50:02 am »
That was a good one, never heard it before

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Re: Closer to the truth?
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2020, 03:12:13 pm »
Eve blamed the serpent for her sin..........

Adam blamed Eve for his.

Neither wanted to be accountable even tho at the time they were perfect,not deprived of anything and warned of disobedience.

You see it all the time today.More reason to see man-made governments fail.

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