Favorite jokes

[janesue]

 :)Favorite Jokes?

[bshee58]

What is Wonton spelled backwards?

[mardukblood2009]

There's a Papa Tomato, a Mama Tomato and a Baby Tomato.  The Baby Tomato started legging behind. The Papa Tomatoes went and squished the Baby Tomato and said Ketchup. lol

[darkxtsuna]

How did the chicken cross the road ? and the (How do you spell I-Cup). Those are the ones I enjoy the most even now.

[linderlizzie]

I like the knock knock joke:

Me: Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Me: The interrupting cow.

You: The interrupting cow who? (I interrupt with a "moo" while you're asking this.)

Well, you have to be there. It's funny in the execution. It's an old, old joke but it gets lots of laughs from people who don't know it's coming.

[linderlizzie]

What is Wonton spelled backwards?

I don't see the humor in this if it's supposed to be a joke. Can you 'splain?

Not now is not particularly funny, is it? Or have I missed something somewhere?

[plennis]

What is Wonton spelled backwards?

I don't see the humor in this if it's supposed to be a joke. Can you 'splain?

Not now is not particularly funny, is it? Or have I missed something somewhere?

It is Not Now....
I think it is pretty funny to say to the grandkids!