Do you know any Christmas jokes?

[debidoo]

What do you call a broke Santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS and What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws

There are a bunch of cute ones.  This was a good post to get me to think of funny not sad.  Thanks

[snuggleycutejc]

Thank you so much these are extreme Ho Ho Ho's, Merry Christmas wonderful present. Have only couple more hours for more more more thanks. 

[LaTashaS28]

Sorry I do not know any Christmas jokes

[candyterrius]

I don’t know any Christmas jokes so I have to look them up. I did a search and came across this link and found a bunch of them which I find to be pretty amusing! I will copy and paste for all of the members to enjoy. Here goes:


What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!

Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot's him.

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them. 

What do you call a broke Santa?
Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!

Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!   

Who doesn't eat on Christmas?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?  
Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Which Limp Bizkit song do elves listen to while building toys?
He did it all for the cookies!

What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve! 

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph. 


More can be found at this link down below:
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/christmasjokes/christmasjokes.html