Do you know any Christmas jokes?

[snuggleycutejc]

Do you know any Christmas jokes for me to use so I can be the wise-cracker? Here is one:   
What do you call Santa when he goes down the chimney with a blazing fire?
answer is:  Crispy Kringle   

[cmosley2011]

Christmas is cancelled. Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...he died laughing... LOL

[plennis]

Those are both good ones.  I don't know any but will watch for more of these.

[oldbuddy]

Ask Alexa (Amazon Echo), she never runs out. I would go ask her for one now, but my wife is still asleep.

[linderlizzie]

My mom used to tell one about "how to tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen."

Answer: Snowballs.

Pretty racy stuff for my mom, huh?

[snuggleycutejc]

Thanks for these jokes, hope for more, I love ems. 

[ghunter]

No, sorry I do not know any Christmas Jokes.

[oldbuddy]

How ugly is my Christmas Sweater?

It's so ugly it was banned from the Island of Misfit Toys!

(courtesy of Alexa)

[hitch0403]

The whole concept of Xmas is a joke.The bible says shepards were out with their flocks when the angel appeared to them RE Jesus.

Well unless it was El Nino in Bethlehem 12/25 is a cold rainy season then.NO way!!!

[ktheodos]

Lol....

[teresa3200]

I don't know any myself, but I did see a cute Christmas sweater yesterday that said 'Santa stop Judging Me'.

[sbenkoski]

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

[sbenkoski]

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something relating to or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cookie , so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter asks, 'How do these represent Christmas?' He answers ....   'They're Carol's.'

[patti4me]

I don't know any Christmas jokes but enjoyed reading the ones posted here already.  HA HA HO HO HO!

[oldbuddy]

What do you call kids that are afraid of Santa?

Claustraphobic