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cateyes1

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Chuckle...OR not !!
« on: August 23, 2017, 08:02:23 am »
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is  especially beneficial - strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.  Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface, like a grass path."
 
 "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.  In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
 
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
 
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?"
 
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!!
 
This level of SENSITIVITY can't BE TAUGHT 
 
 

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Re: Chuckle...OR not !!
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2017, 10:07:53 am »
Sounds like the man in the back needs a good dose of role reversal.  No, I have never been pregnant and I don't have any children ( other than the furry 4 legged kind )    :cat:   :dog:  but something tells me it isn't easy.

So let the man carry the golf bag, and the baby ( maybe twins would be nice ). 

Now that would make me chuckle!   ;D


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Re: Chuckle...OR not !!
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2017, 10:46:02 am »
Very cutey joke - scary thing is LOL some men who are diehard golfers would probably think that even if they didn't say it out loud.  Thaks for the share I needed the chuckle

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