If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?

[SherylsShado]

I ask my fur-kids questions all the time, I take their responses/emotions/body language as their answers.  A few questions I'd REALLY like them to explain, though, would be:

1.)  For the cats:  "If this is YOUR house, how about you pay the rent?"

2.)  For the dog:  "WHAT is up with all the LOUD emotional outbursts out in public ALL the time?"

3.)  For cats & dog: "Do you have ANY idea how stinking CUTE you all are?"

[sgluckadoo]

I ask my fur-kids questions all the time, I take their responses/emotions/body language as their answers.  A few questions I'd REALLY like them to explain, though, would be:

1.)  For the cats:  "If this is YOUR house, how about you pay the rent?"

2.)  For the dog:  "WHAT is up with all the LOUD emotional outbursts out in public ALL the time?"

3.)  For cats & dog: "Do you have ANY idea how stinking CUTE you all are?"

All valid questions.

[hkckk5]

I have a dog and I would ask her if she gets tired of eating the same foods each day. Why can't you pee and poop outside like most dogs do. ( She still goes on puppy pads ) Third question would be, would you like to have another dog living with us.

[beatsdrop]

To one cat:
-Why do you have to howl outside my room for hours? STALKER.

To another cat:
-Why are you badgering Sharpie all the time?!

To another cat:
-STOP INSTIGATING ROBIN TO PICK ON YOU.

Ah cats, lol.

[JaniceSW]

1.  Are you happy and satisfied around here most of the time?

2.  What am I not doing that you would like me to do or do more of?

3.  Can you understand me at all when I talk to you?

[shepherdchik]

What do you do when I am not home?
Where would you like to go to play ball or for a walk?
What is the meaning of life?? LOL

[Segun15]

1. why do you bark a lot
2. why do you like to sniff buts
3. why you like dry dog food

[sherryinutah]

My cat has me trained in many ways; however, it would be nice if we spoke the same language.

I think I would ask my cat:

1- Can you teach me how to understand your language?
2- Are you happy being my best friend?
3- Why do you barf?  Is it because of those dang hairballs?  Do you really need grain-free cat food?

Did I mention that I love my kitty?

[Jcvinet]

I would my cat why she always has a resting "I hate you" face. LOL
It makes me want a dog sometimes but I love my cat and would do anything for her.

[PGS28]

I heard this question on the radio yesterday, one woman said she wants to ask her cat if she can tell when she's drunk lol I don't have a pet yet but I'd just like to be assured that they are happy with my care .

[catchow]

Do you love me as much as I love you?

What could I do to make your life better

What makes you happiest?

[teenangel]

1. why do you lick yourself
2. why do you like to bark a lot
3.why do you like to chase your tail

[catherinedwhite]

I would ask my dogs if they are happy.

[PGS28]

I think her reaction will show you in time how she feels about another dog, let us know how it goes.

I have a dog and I would ask her if she gets tired of eating the same foods each day. Why can't you pee and poop outside like most dogs do. ( She still goes on puppy pads ) Third question would be, would you like to have another dog living with us.

[PGS28]

You really have no idea what might have caused the change in behavior?

1.Why don't you love me that much anymore?
2.Why do you keep blocking the hallway when i'm trying to go anywhere?
3.Why can't you let me take you on walks?