Sunday Morning Sex

[cateyes1]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."


If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,

make a doctor's appointment.

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

[ktheodos]

Lol....

[ghunter]

Sounds good to me Lol...... and I thought having sex at 60 years old was something....

[patti4me]

That's funny!  If we didn't always run late getting ready for Church, we might try it lol!!

[moonangel]

that made my day

[Nancy5]

Very cute!  Made me smile

[CharmedPhoenix]

I didn't know what to expect with this subject, but that was cute.   

[plennis]

I think this is to cute.  Those darn ice cream trucks.

[luvh8tragedy87]

Ha, I wasn't so sure with a subject like that. Nice little funny, too bad about the ice cream truck.

[Screwedupclick4life337]

Lol

[froggylover227]

LOL! I actually just saw this for the first time this morning on Facebook!

[dogsleash]

  Thanks for the good laugh...

[reiddb]

That is ridiculous, and horrifying, and hilarious, and...I don't know what to say!

[12amos]

Love it, that was so cute.  It's amazing one can still have a pleasurable experience at that age, more power to anyone who can especially at that age. 

[teresa3200]

LOL! that was cute!!