Tell a silly joke

[batmobile]

How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!

[bigedshult]

there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands.  then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be?  Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!

[JediJohnnie]

Guy walks up to me last week and sez "I haven't had a bite to eat in three days!"

I told him 'I wish I had your willpower!'

[silentescape]

Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.

[PGS28]

knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
oh no need to cry, it's just a joke

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lol

[crystal80524]

funny.

[linderlizzie]

there was this 5 grade Thacher.that ask her class? who liked Obama?All but one raised there hands.  then the Thacher ask him why are you not an Obama fan.and he said he was a Repletion.Then the Thacher did not like that answer. So she as why are you a Repletion? he said his dad and mom were Repletion and he was a Repletion.She didn't like that answer so at she ask? If your dad was an insatiable and your mom was craze what would you be?  Answered he said then he would be and Obama fan!

bigedshult, you need to start think about using spellcheck.  Men are absolutely NOT the best at spelling for the most part. I'm just sayin'.

[linderlizzie]

Just don't tell any jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.

Hey, silent. I liked this one. Thanks. I'm a big fan of puns. 

[sharonpatri55]

A man buys a Corvette and is speeding at 125 mph down the highway, when a state trooper pulls him over. The trooper says to the man, "you were doing 125 mph, sir, and I have heard every excuse in the book. If you can come up with a good one, I will let you go." The man says, "My wife left me with a state trooper 20 years ago and I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper says, "Have a nice day!"   

[nguzman1]

I guy walks into a bar "ouch" he says.

[JediJohnnie]

My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!

[linderlizzie]

My Uncle is so old when he was a kid,the Dead Sea was only sick!

Yo. LOL at this one. Thanks. 

[linderlizzie]

How about -

Question:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Answer: To show the possums it really could be done.

Ba dum dum.

[dodgers16]

  don't blame me for this one, blame my dad...lol   How do you make a tissue dance?  put a little boogie in it     

[beatsdrop]

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Yeah.