some quotes i thought i would share

[aggie49]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.


My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.


A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.


You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

[msmoneybags48]

One of your quotes brings back memories.  My grandmother was not the greatest cook, and I heard your third quote a lot.  I learned how to improvise, because I would eat different things to suffice and insure my stomach was full when I was a child.

[LenoraMinogue]

Thanks for sharing these quotes. They were entertaining and brought a smile to my face.