Frank

[cateyes1]

 


























A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,

"Perfect timing.  You're just like Frank."


Passenger: "Who?"


Cabbie: "Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when

you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."


Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."


Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.

He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you

should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.


Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."


Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.

He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.

Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right."


Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."


Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me,

I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how

to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong;

and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."


 


Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


 


Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his damn widow."

 

[skrogman]

Oh, that was a good one!  Thanks for the laugh.  I enjoyed that one.

[alice44]

Cute