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eSineM

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Chuck Norris Facts
« on: June 23, 2009, 07:33:28 pm »
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 08:34:03 pm »
I enjoyed watching Chuck Norris, all the men in my household would gather for it to start. Now you hardly see any of these  episodes.     :(

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 08:46:44 pm »
Chuck is cool........and always gets the girl  :thumbsup:

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 09:06:18 pm »
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris


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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 03:41:18 am »



check here for some more chuck norris facts--------------->> http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

and here for more yet.....------------------------->  http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/


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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 07:26:08 am »
bruce lee killed chuck norris in "the way of the dragon" :bootyshake:

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 10:15:03 am »
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.

Chuck Norris does not do push-ups...he pushes the earth down.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 12:47:39 pm »

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding..

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 12:50:19 pm »
there's no chin underneath chuck's beard,
just another FIST.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 12:56:10 pm »

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding..

I'd be hiding too...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjuLxyo-p4

i always loved this commercial.....


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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 01:03:51 pm »
I'd be hiding too...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjuLxyo-p4

i always loved this commercial.....

hahah,
that IS pretty hilarious ;p
i'd forgotten about that..

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 04:23:43 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D :thumbsup:

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 05:08:30 pm »
I'd be hiding too...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjuLxyo-p4

i always loved this commercial.....

hahah,
that IS pretty hilarious ;p
i'd forgotten about that..

Oh, wow. That's pretty funny.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 05:54:57 pm »

Chuck Norris does not do push-ups...he pushes the earth down.

I love this one!

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 06:39:05 pm »
Ok, Chuck Norris is cool and all, but most Chuck Norris "facts" are just freakin annoying and dumb.  There is a quiz on Facebook that allows you to see how long you would last against Chuck Norris, and the longest I have seen was 0.2 seconds, and then you get some of those dumb facts.  Check it out if that stuff tickles you.

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