Joke Of The Day 6/23

[dsine223]

A Texan is visiting Australia for the first time; He sees a sheep and starts laughing; he says to his Australian guide " oh, at home in Texas, sheep are twice as big!" He then sees a cow ands bursts " Puff, in Texas, our cows are much, much bigger!" And suddenly, he sees a kangaroo and asks, "What's that?" the guide answers " oh, that's just a grasshopper...”    

[MTXleader]

i didn't get that one lol

[ancaliviu]

A Texan is visiting Australia for the first time; He sees a sheep and starts laughing; he says to his Australian guide " oh, at home in Texas, sheep are twice as big!" He then sees a cow ands bursts " Puff, in Texas, our cows are much, much bigger!" And suddenly, he sees a kangaroo and asks, "What's that?" the guide answers " oh, that's just a grasshopper...”    

hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha gooooood one!!!

[PMZ908]

 

[georgia18mae]

That was a good one!!!! ha ha ha ha

[TheTouch]

I feel stupid cause I don't what this means,
can someone explain to me??

[mc1962]

I feel stupid cause I don't what this means,
can someone explain to me??

Sure, the Aussie guy was so tired of being put down that he exaerated about the kangeroo being one of Australia's grasshoppers..........hope that helps?