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cateyes1

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Oldie but goodie!!
« on: August 25, 2013, 10:45:48 am »
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the

activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she

needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the

right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and

stuffed pillows on her right side.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the

family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed

her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ....

'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the

nephew......

'Bastards won't let me fart'.


Poor Grandma  :wave:
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inertia4

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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2013, 10:32:00 am »
Now that is real funny. I am laughing real hard. I like this joke.
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plennis

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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2013, 05:09:28 pm »
:BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead:     POOR GRANDMA!   LOLOLOLOL 
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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2013, 05:37:07 pm »
Your joke made me laugh!!!!!!
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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2013, 07:38:48 pm »
That is funny keeping it in would only make it worse I was made sure I aimed good
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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2013, 08:57:24 pm »
although you say this is an oldie, i have never heard this story! hahaha
thanks for sharing! it sure is a goodie  :notworthy:
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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2013, 08:59:10 pm »
OMG, how funny is that. LOL
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misi49

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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2013, 10:41:44 pm »
I have never heard of this joke before but it's definitely a good one.  Thanks for making me laugh today!!!  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2013, 11:13:52 pm »
Hahahaha, new for me...funny!  Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2013, 02:26:21 am »
That "goodie" was especially funny for me because that reminded me so much of my late grandmother. She would have said something like that. Thanks for the memory.  :wave:
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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2013, 04:07:31 am »
That was a good one!  Thank you and send more.
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Kirenisa

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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2013, 05:37:34 am »
Very nice verity there
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Re: Oldie but goodie!!
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2013, 06:35:17 am »
That is funny.  I like it.
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2013, 08:58:34 am »
Thanks, that was cute and made my day.  It's  actually funnier than some of the comics I've seen published lately. :D
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2013, 09:05:54 am »
I'd never heard this one before - funny!
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