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cateyes1

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Mondays chuckle!
« on: July 22, 2013, 02:13:50 pm »


There are 3 spies that get  captured. 



 


One is French, one is English and the  other is Italian.


Their captors come into the cell and  grab the French spy and tie his hands


behind a chair in the next room.



 


They torture him for 2 hours before he  answers all questions and gives up


all of his secrets.


The captors throw the French spy back  into the cell and grab the English


spy.



 


They tie his hands behind the chair as  well and torture him for 4 hours


before he tells them what they want to  know.


They throw him back into the cell and  grab the Italian spy.



 


They tie his hands behind the chair  and begin torturing.



 


4 hours go by, and the spy isn't  talking.



 


Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24  hours they give up and throw him back


into the cell.


The English and French spies are  impressed, and ask him how he managed to


not talk.



 


The Italian spy responds, "I wanted  to, but I couldn't moova my hands!"


 

alina6

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Re: Mondays chuckle!
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2013, 04:45:55 pm »
Cute

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Re: Mondays chuckle!
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2013, 05:58:27 pm »
Great one!! Love it!

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Re: Mondays chuckle!
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2013, 04:09:58 am »
lol

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Re: Mondays chuckle!
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2013, 06:19:26 am »
hahahahahahaha
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Re: Mondays chuckle!
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2013, 06:48:15 am »
Well the Italian's I know do tend to talk with their hands. Just like I do sometimes but that comes from doing sign language with a deaf friend.

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Re: Mondays chuckle!
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2013, 06:52:40 am »
Good one - laughter is so important  :)

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