The Worst Age To Be?

[bretay]

cute...right now i am thinking 51 isnt the best age to be..too many hurts popping up...good ole arthritis

[6265AT99]

 

Hope it's not true?

 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.  "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.  I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movements?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.  So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

Oh, that's pretty funny!!!!

[cutiepie9447]

Oh my goodness. Thank you so much for literally putting a smile on my face. Adorable