The Worst Age To Be?

[cateyes1]

 

Hope it's not true?

 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.  "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.  I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movements?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.  So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[msmoneybags48]

I am too tickled.  That was too funny.  Thanks, cateyes1.

[kingozzy]

yea that is pretty funny lol

[LenoraMinogue]

This was cute. Thanks for sharing it.

[amahomes]

I am not sure this was fun or not, as my grand Daughter would say too much information. Just sayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[jonhall37]

that was a good one!!! im glad i have a ways to go before i hit 60!!!

[bowrunner]

Thank you for making me laugh.  That was funny.

[catherinedwhite]

Well, not sure why but I did smile. 

[inertia4]

I think right now the worst age to be would be 12. I say that because of what my ex is doing to my son. He is unhappy with her choice of the new man in her life. Her boyfriend hates my son and he hates him also. Things are not going well for him.

[dmitchn1]

Getting old depresses and scares me :-(

[berthabutt]

the worst age to be is whatever age I am!

[webe4angels]

hahahah....

That is a good one!!!

I will be sharing that with my 89yr old Mother in Law

She will just love that.  It will make her giggle.


 

[sliebshner]

That really gave me a laugh this morning!  Thanks--I needed it!

[ktheodos]

Lol....that's a good one, thanks for sharing
And yes, let's hope it's not true....

[yen1207]

Funny but true, we all will have it someday.