Thursdays chuckle

[cateyes1]

An ITALIAN and an Irishman  entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the
 Irishman stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the ITALIAN, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate
 bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
 ITALIAN replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real
 stealing."
 So they went to the counter and the ITALIAN said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see
 magic?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

The ITALIAN said, "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The ITALIAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that
 one too.
The shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
 The ITALIAN replied:
"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
 
You just CAN'T beat an ITALIAN...........
 

[plennis]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.   I like this one.  I am going to try it.

[msmoneybags48]

That is funny.  The other guy must have been a magician to eat all three candy bars and tell the storeclerk to check the Italian's pockets.