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cateyes1

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Gotta love those blondes!
« on: January 09, 2013, 05:02:54 am »

 
 
 

A beautiful  blonde, received a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car on
Christmas Day,  2012, from her rich fiance.  She was so excited.  The car was
bright  red and absolutely beautiful.
She drove  the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car
just would not move  at all.
After  trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck),
she  furiously called the Jaguar dealer on January 8, 2013 (yesterday) and 
they sent out a technician to assess the situation.
The  technician examined the car and found nothing wrong with it. So he
turned to the  blonde and asked, "Ma'am, are you sure you have been using the
right  gears?" 
Astonished  at first and then full of anger, the blonde replied,  "You 
dummy, how  on earth could you ask me such a question? I'm not stupid you know!
Of course I  am using the right gears. I use D during the day and  N at
night."

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 06:46:15 am »
Ha!

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 06:56:30 am »
LOL!! Good One!  :P

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 07:30:07 am »
Good thing she didn't try to let the car Rest after it had been Playing without her driving it...

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2013, 09:55:23 pm »
Haha wow! Thanks for the laugh ;D

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2013, 11:20:56 pm »
We might have the makings of a blonde chain if we keep adding our favorite blonde jokes.  Like the one about the blonde who was driving across the desert and happened upon another blonde in the middle of the desert in a row boat just working the oars back and forth.  So the blonde stopped the car and got out and shouted at the other blonde, "It's people like you that give blondes a bad name and if I could swim I would come out there and kick your A$$!".  :)

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 05:39:33 am »
Haha! That was funny! Thank you for sharing!  :)

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 05:45:34 am »
Ha! That was funny, thank you for sharing the jokes.. :thumbsup:

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2013, 07:16:41 am »
Hahaha love it ;D

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Re: Gotta love those blondes!
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2013, 07:31:33 am »
And what do we call two blondes in the freezer

Frosted Flakes............ ;D

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