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[WaulML6]

The traditional Christmas poem. Add your lines to it and make it funny.  This will be interesting.  I'll start with......

Twas the night before Christmas, just me and my dog, sitting by the fireplace, sipping eggnog..........

[bretay]

looking out the window and eating treats

[cneimsn]

Family knocking on the door for Christmas greets.

[6265AT99]

The traditional Christmas poem. Add your lines to it and make it funny.  This will be interesting.  I'll start with......

Twas the night before Christmas, just me and my dog, sitting by the fireplace, sipping eggnog..........

When all of a sudden a clamoring I heard, but, alas it's only my cat "Nerd"

[vmcutshall]

He wanted to open the presents.

[cloudsoup]

beneath the tree he had a bow shredded in seconds...

[masked_brown_guy]

Then there is an explosion outside.

[skrogman]

At first, I ran to hide.

[lbryanwf]

But then I realized it was no explosion after all.

[mh874892]

But rather, Santa having suffered a fall.

[remediagirl]

There he was flat on his face. Most of the presents flattened but most of all...

[vp44]

Santa was okay. The gifts began to load back into the sled as he checked on Rudolph whose nose was still bright red......

[annettefayeroach]

For he had hit it on the sled

[WaulML6]

Santa first tried the chimney but then he got stuck, so all the reindeer had to pull him back up............

[kingozzy]

they pulled at his beard to try and get him  unstuck