Thought for the day 4-24-09

[mc1962]

Keep your goals in focus and you will always avoid stumbling over the past 

[cah5525]

kind of reminds me of my ex's quote for me: "watch where you're going, not where you've been."

[Frank_The_Tank]

I don't know if it's off-topic but my thought of day for today is it's sure nice to have 80 degree weather for a change instead of -20

[erin1bucsfan]

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

[cah5525]

i think i spend more time in the forum and enjoy it just as much as seeing my earnings grow.
thanks for the laughs!

[mlainez]

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

THat's a good one..lol., Cute!