~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~

[DeliriousKris]

"Too much agreement kills a chat."
Eldridge Cleaver

[DeliriousKris]

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

[DeliriousKris]

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman

[DeliriousKris]

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

[DeliriousKris]

I once gave my husband the 
silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”

Bonnie McFarlane

[plennis]

"You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise."
- Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan     

[plennis]

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

[plennis]

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C’, the idea must be feasible."
- A Yale University management professor, in response to student Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express)

[DeliriousKris]

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Anonymous