Ole biker

[cateyes1]

A crusty old  biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in  the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

 As he  passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

 COLD BEER: $2.00

 HAMBURGER:  $2.25

 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

 CHICKEN SANDWICH :  $3.50

 HAND JOB: $50.00

 Checking his wallet to be sure he  has the necessary payment, the ole' biker  walks up to the bar  and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is  serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

 She  glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

 "Yes?" she  inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

 The ole  biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers,  "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

 She looks into his  eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure  am".

 The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers  softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, 'cause I want a  cheeseburger
 

 

[patycake56]

LOL OMG how funny

[vp44]

Thats another good laugh for today. Thanks for sharing.

[sgluckadoo]

HA! that is a good one! I have an old neighbor who tells pretty nasty jokes, will have to share this one with him.

[africanclaudie]

Whahaha, thank you Cateyes!! I've had a pretty lousy day up till now, but things have turned around since I burst out laughing. THANK YOU!