Anyone up for a brain teaser?

[falcon9]

You can just complete some offers on my behalf. 

I'm not sure about that, wouldn't it be against FC TOS?  Someone might know ... but, who?
 

Or candy or fried foods work.

To be fair, candy or fried foods would have to be offered as incentives for FC members as well.
 

[Kohler]

But if you are doing them for YOU and then on the side saying my name to yourself as you do them....that counts right?

I do not think fried foods would hold up too well in the mail....who wants 3 day old fried food anyways?

[falcon9]

But if you are doing them for YOU and then on the side saying my name to yourself as you do them....that counts right?

Hrmm ... my girlfriend read your response over my shoulder, laughed and said that sounds like "mental infidelity".  My response to her was 

I do not think fried foods would hold up too well in the mail....who wants 3 day old fried food anyways?

Good points ... candy can go stale also.