Anyone up for a brain teaser?

[moomabean]

After the promo the other day, I would like to know some more brain teasers. I love to try to figure them out. I can only think of a couple of them. If you know the answer post it. If there is no correct answer after a while, I will post the answer.

Here is the first one.

The butcher at the market is 35 years old. He is 6 ft 3 in tall. What does he weigh?

Any ideas?

[Tere2]

Ok, I'll guess he weighs meat?

[demaina]

I'm with Tere2.

[moomabean]

Yeah, you're right.

Next one:

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays there for 3 days. He returns home on Friday. How did he do it?

(If anyone has kids that watch the show ICarly, you will know this one. That's where I heard it. lol)

[BaudLight]

I would say that Friday is his horse's name.

[moomabean]

yes, you're right!

Anyone else know any?

[brendy1990]

pretty good !!

[falcon9]

Anyone else know any?

My daughter thought this one was amusing for some reason:

'A plane carrying both Canadian and American passengers crashes on the U.S./Canadian border.  In which country are the survivors buried?'

[sigmapi1501]

Anyone else know any?

My daughter thought this one was amusing for some reason:

'A plane carrying both Canadian and American passengers crashes on the U.S./Canadian border.  In which country are the survivors buried?'

Is it a Canadian or American Airline?

[falcon9]

My daughter thought this one was amusing for some reason:

'A plane carrying both Canadian and American passengers crashes on the U.S./Canadian border.  In which country are the survivors buried?'

Is it a Canadian or American Airline?

It's an Air New Zealand flight.

[Kohler]

Why are you trying to bury survivors?

[quietpal]

My daughter thought this one was amusing for some reason:

'A plane carrying both Canadian and American passengers crashes on the U.S./Canadian border.  In which country are the survivors buried?'

You cannot bury survivors.

[sigmapi1501]

My daughter thought this one was amusing for some reason:

'A plane carrying both Canadian and American passengers crashes on the U.S./Canadian border.  In which country are the survivors buried?'

Is it a Canadian or American Airline?

It's an Air New Zealand flight.

Then you would have to bury then "down under"  (New Zealand is close enough to Australia to make this joke)

[falcon9]

Why are you trying to bury survivors?

You are the first to correctly discern the conundrum, Kohler.  There should be a bonus for admin/moderators - what would you suggest?

[Kohler]

You can just complete some offers on my behalf. 

Or candy or fried foods work.