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moomabean

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Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« on: June 02, 2012, 08:41:12 am »
I know somedays people are feeling a little down and need something to pick them up. I know I do. Well my kids will always cheer me up when I see them laughing.  I figured why not post some jokes to make each other laugh. The only thing I ask it that they are all clean jokes that will not offend anyone. No dirty jokes, nothing that will offend anyone's religion, race, sex, etc. Make them cute that a little kid would like to hear. These are a couple my kids told me yesterday:

Q: Why didn't the elephant use the computer?
A: He was afraid of the mouse!  ;D

Q: Why were the elephants kicked out of the swimming pool?
A: They couldn't keep their trunks up!  :o

Now, your turn. Let's come up with a bunch more and see how long this post lasts!

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2012, 09:53:15 pm »
Just don't be offended anyone ok? Its funny either way...


Q:How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Wanna Ride bikes?




I have adhd and find it hilarous!

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2012, 03:13:36 am »
Just don't be offended anyone ok? Its funny either way...


Q:How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Wanna Ride bikes?




I have adhd and find it hilarous!

How about them Dodgers? Funny? No, the Yankees aren't funny, why do you ask? :wave:


Well done sir, it was funny
« Last Edit: June 03, 2012, 03:16:13 am by Phx0808 »
I was lying in bed the other night, looking up at the stars, and thinking, "Where in the heck is my roof?"

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2012, 03:17:49 am »
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A; He wanted to make a clean get away.
I was lying in bed the other night, looking up at the stars, and thinking, "Where in the heck is my roof?"

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 05:05:23 pm »
Love the ADHD joke. It sounds like my son. He has ADHD and he gets sidetracked all the time!


Q: Why did the window go to the doctor?
A: He had a 'pane'.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2012, 07:21:20 pm by moomabean »

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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2012, 04:48:37 am »
LMAO- those were great jokes and made me laugh... I am asking my kids for jokes, but they are making up their own... and I can't think of any jokes at the moment.

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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2012, 05:13:02 am »

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.

Friend: Oh really, what part?

Blonde: All of me, silly.
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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2012, 05:48:26 am »
Q: What did the cow say to the chicken?

A: I don't know. I don't speak cow!

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2012, 06:08:00 am »
I can always use a good laugh even if they were kind of corny! lol

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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2012, 08:49:51 am »
When I die I want to go quietly in my sleep just like my grandfather instead of screaming like the passengers in his car.

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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2012, 11:28:51 am »
These jokes made me groan, but somehow I laughed too. Thanks.

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2012, 12:40:46 pm »
My daughter won $20 with this one:

When is a stage shaky?
When the curtain fall.

 

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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2012, 12:42:21 pm »
Thanks for the pick me up, I need something else to think about today other than the stressful stuff on my mind right now.

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2012, 12:47:43 pm »
Please forgive me but I just read this from an old post from cloudsoup's post of 2009.
I laughed so hard my chest really hurts.

three tomatoes were taking a walk:
daddy tomato, mommy tomato, and baby tomato.
baby tomato was walking very slowly, so daddy tomato
turned around, hit baby tomato on top of the head
and yelled, "KETCHUP!”

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Re: Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2012, 03:01:14 pm »
Just don't be offended anyone ok? Its funny either way...


Q:How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Wanna Ride bikes?




I have adhd and find it hilarous!

Oh my goodness!!! That is sooo funny! I don't know if it should be, but it's hillarious.  :notworthy:
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