Cooking lessons...

[anotherlaujgirl]

I have a phobia with sharp objects, fire, and super hot liquids. . .


Now, what has all those things?

COOKING

Anyone has simple dishes/recipes to help me  out a little. -_____-


LOL I need to be able to survive when i'm out on my own.

[walksalone11]

Mater sam'mitch anna salad......

[potluck6]

kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

[walksalone11]

kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

[falcon9]

kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?

[walksalone11]

kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?

exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

[falcon9]

kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?

exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

*chuckle*  If I were smarter, I could've packed five puns into one question instead of only four.  For some reason, I was unable to incorporate bowling shoes gutterballs into the pun, (if you can use gutterballs, go for it).

[walksalone11]

kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?

exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

*chuckle*  If I were smarter, I could've packed five puns into one question instead of only four.  For some reason, I was unable to incorporate bowling shoes gutterballs into the pun, (if you can use gutterballs, go for it).

Probably....is D&D rated R or PG?

[falcon9]

exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

*chuckle*  If I were smarter, I could've packed five puns into one question instead of only four.  For some reason, I was unable to incorporate bowling shoes gutterballs into the pun, (if you can use gutterballs, go for it).

Probably....is D&D rated R or PG?

Given that there was a thread posted about oral sex not too long ago, (either in the off topic or d+d forums), I'd wager a guess at "PG-13", (e.g., not too graphic, no nudity or profanity but, allowing for subtle innuendo).

[handllucas]

That really limits your choices. Fresh fruit and vegetables already cut in ready to eat packages. Breads and pre-sliced cold cuts. Protein shakes such as slimfast or boost. Ready to eat foods such as energy bars and peanut butter.

[alaric99x]

Yeah, "bowling water?"  I'm very amused, painfully amused, you might say, but that isn't the worst illiteracy that's entertained me on this forum.  Have I landed on the planet of the apes?  Yes I have, and it is us.

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

I say, "In the land of one eyed men, the blind man still can't see."

[hicaniplay]

If you're still looking for options - crock pots / slow cookers. You put everything in when it's cold, then plug it in and walk away.
For the "sharp objects" part, buy pre-cut or use choppers (yeah like "slap chop" or whatever).

[queenofnines]

You can get through life without ever having to cook...trust me!  Just as long as you aren't afraid of the microwave, too.   

[falcon9]

You can get through life without ever having to cook...trust me!  Just as long as you aren't afraid of the microwave, too.   

You can probably get through life even if you are afraid of microwave ovens too - as long as restuarants aren't feared.  And if you are afraid of those too, you can try finding someone who does cook, (or at least, barbeques on occassion).


["Posting to Board: Debate & Discuss - For hot-button topics - Please post in the correct board. Topics posted in incorrect forums may be removed."] - No doubt cooking can be somewhat contentious and this topic is therefore correctly-placed.