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anotherlaujgirl

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Cooking lessons...
« on: May 01, 2012, 07:11:34 am »
I have a phobia with sharp objects, fire, and super hot liquids. . .


Now, what has all those things?

COOKING

Anyone has simple dishes/recipes to help me  out a little. -_____-


LOL I need to be able to survive when i'm out on my own.

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Re: Cooking lessons...
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 08:42:05 am »
Mater sam'mitch anna salad......

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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 03:51:20 pm »
kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2012, 04:13:14 pm »
kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there
Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 04:26:54 pm »
kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2012, 04:56:21 pm »
kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?
exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2012, 05:13:34 pm »
kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?

exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

*chuckle*  If I were smarter, I could've packed five puns into one question instead of only four.  For some reason, I was unable to incorporate bowling shoes gutterballs into the pun, (if you can use gutterballs, go for it).
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2012, 05:16:11 pm »
kinda know what you mean i don't like frying chicken always afraid of fire and bowling water for tea always grab a towel just in case maybe microwave cooking ofcourse things can get hot in there

Yeah, I'm always on pins n needles when I'm bowling water too.

Do you mean that you can't always spare the time to strike-out along such a lane within the available time-frame?

exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

*chuckle*  If I were smarter, I could've packed five puns into one question instead of only four.  For some reason, I was unable to incorporate bowling shoes gutterballs into the pun, (if you can use gutterballs, go for it).
Probably....is D&D rated R or PG?

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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2012, 05:20:23 pm »
exactly....ur so in....in.....errrr.....uhhhh...intel.....oh screw it, ur purty smart.

*chuckle*  If I were smarter, I could've packed five puns into one question instead of only four.  For some reason, I was unable to incorporate bowling shoes gutterballs into the pun, (if you can use gutterballs, go for it).

Probably....is D&D rated R or PG?

Given that there was a thread posted about oral sex not too long ago, (either in the off topic or d+d forums), I'd wager a guess at "PG-13", (e.g., not too graphic, no nudity or profanity but, allowing for subtle innuendo).
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2012, 05:57:07 pm »
That really limits your choices. Fresh fruit and vegetables already cut in ready to eat packages. Breads and pre-sliced cold cuts. Protein shakes such as slimfast or boost. Ready to eat foods such as energy bars and peanut butter.

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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2012, 09:16:38 pm »
Yeah, "bowling water?"  I'm very amused, painfully amused, you might say, but that isn't the worst illiteracy that's entertained me on this forum.  Have I landed on the planet of the apes?  Yes I have, and it is us.

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

I say, "In the land of one eyed men, the blind man still can't see."

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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 05:07:32 pm »
If you're still looking for options - crock pots / slow cookers. You put everything in when it's cold, then plug it in and walk away.
For the "sharp objects" part, buy pre-cut or use choppers (yeah like "slap chop" or whatever).

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2012, 06:58:29 am »
You can get through life without ever having to cook...trust me!  Just as long as you aren't afraid of the microwave, too.   ;)
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
-- Carl Sagan

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2012, 11:02:32 am »
You can get through life without ever having to cook...trust me!  Just as long as you aren't afraid of the microwave, too.   ;)

You can probably get through life even if you are afraid of microwave ovens too - as long as restuarants aren't feared.  And if you are afraid of those too, you can try finding someone who does cook, (or at least, barbeques on occassion).


["Posting to Board: Debate & Discuss - For hot-button topics - Please post in the correct board. Topics posted in incorrect forums may be removed."] - No doubt cooking can be somewhat contentious and this topic is therefore correctly-placed. 
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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