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Garydh

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« on: February 20, 2012, 04:49:32 pm »
When I die, I hope to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather did.

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers did in his car.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 05:11:02 pm »
Quote from: Garydh on February 20, 2012, 04:49:32 pm
When I die, I hope to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather did.

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers did in his car.


As near as can be determined, Will Shriner said that.  He also mentioned:
“I almost got a girl pregnant in high school. It's costing me a fortune to keep the rabbit on a life-support system.”
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 05:14:18 pm »
Quote from: falcon9 on February 20, 2012, 05:11:02 pm
Quote from: Garydh on February 20, 2012, 04:49:32 pm
When I die, I hope to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather did.

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers did in his car.


As near as can be determined, Will Shriner said that.  He also mentioned:
“I almost got a girl pregnant in high school. It's costing me a fortune to keep the rabbit on a life-support system.”


I like that one, I will have to try and remember it. Usually if I tell it right away I will.  Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day.
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 06:15:39 pm »
Ha ha...thanks!
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2012, 09:41:45 pm »
Quote from: Garydh on February 20, 2012, 05:14:18 pm
I like that one, I will have to try and remember it. Usually if I tell it right away I will.  Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day.


Yep, I did and thanks.
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 06:28:31 am »
That is pretty funny thanks for the laugh :)
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