A police officer pulls over a vehicle one day.
patrol officer: "License and registration, please."
driver: (hands documents over)
patrol officer: "Thank you, do you know why I pulled you over today?"
driver: "I'm not sure, officer."
patrol officer: "The reason I pulled you over is for a hit-and-run traffic violation when you went through that last intersection."
driver: "Well, I did accellerate when I saw a spawn of hell or, Satan himself crossing that intersection. The bible tells us to
spurn Satan and his minnions so, I thought I'd score one for g-d."
patrol officer: "I see. As it happens, the pedestrian you struck was an elderly, disabled lady instead. Were you aware of your
vehicle striking that pedestrian when you sped-off, ma'am?"
driver: "I hit a demon-spawn, not an old woman and I don't appreciate your putting-down my religious beliefs, officer."
patrol officer: "Ma'am, my duty is to enforce the laws. Under those laws, a driver is not permitted to run people over."
driver: "Well, I abide by g-d's laws and j-sus says 'get thee behind me, Satan!' The only way to do that was to run Satan over."
patrol officer: "Again, that wasn't Satan you ran over, ma'am. You also ran over the elderly woman's seeing-eye dog when you
struck her."
driver: "That was one of Satan's minnions."
patrol officer: "Ma'am, I'll have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle. Now."
driver: "Young man, I resent your talking-down to me because of my faith. What's your badge number, I'm going to report you!"
patrol officer: "I'm not concerned with whatever you may believe, ma'am. You may consider saving that sort of thing for the
hearing. Now, I won't ask you again, please step out of the vehicle now."
driver: "This is outrageous! You're a very rude young man to disrespect someone's personal religious beliefs and I'm gonna
take out a hanky and stomp on it until you stop it!"
patrol officer: "Ma'am, it's almost more unfortunate that you ran over that elderly woman's seeing-eye dog since you apparently
also have a need for one."
driver: "How dare you insinuate that I'm blind ... as in, 'blind-faith'!"
patrol officer: "You either didn't see the elderly woman and her guide-dog crossing that intersection or, want to insist that
they were actually 'Satan and one of his minnions', ma'am. Your own words betray you, not mine. Let's go."