Yo Mama Jokes

[nisha1010]

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

[jaymz462]

Yo mama got a glass leg, and it got KOOL AID in it!

Not to be nitpicky, but this really isn't a Debate & Discuss topic.  Off-Topic is the right forum.

[DanielKorycki]

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach, all the whales start singing: "We are family, even though you're bigger than me!"
Yo mama's so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said "one person at a time, please."