Men are like Vacations -- They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like Weather -- Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders -- You need one, but you're not quite
sure why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars -- Sweet, smooth, and they
usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Coffee -- The best ones are rich, warm, and
can keep you up all night long.
Men are like Commercials -- You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores -- Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like Government Bonds -- They take so long to mature.
Men are like Mascara -- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Lava Lamps -- Fun to look at, but not very bright.