Joke of the day

[tigerlilly01]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

[fixerupper3530]

Ha Ha, that one gave a good laugh. Keep those jokes coming, we all can use a good laugh from time to time. Jokes are a great way to remind us all not to take ourselves or life in general to seriously. Enjoying small moments makes you rich in happiness.    I wish you lots of happiness for this Christmas season. 

[jneff0603]

Here's one of my favorites!

Three women were waiting in line to get into Heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was there to greet them.
"Welcome to Heaven. There is only one rule: Don't step on the ducks."
One of the women snorted and asked, "What happens if you step on a duck?"
"You will spend eternity handcuffed to the most unattractive person in heaven."
The women all agreed this would be horrible and tried to avoid ducks at all cost.
One day, one of the women stepped on a duck. (Bound to happen- apparently all DUCKS go to heaven)
An angel approached her with a hideous looking man and cuffed them together.
"Enjoy your eternity," the angel said. "You were warned."
Not long after, another angel approached one of the women with an incredibly gorgeous man. The angel cuffed them together and walked away.
"Wow!" the woman said. "What did I do to deserve this?"
"I don't know about you," the man said, "but I stepped on a duck."

[samrhett2]

Here's one of my favorites!

Three women were waiting in line to get into Heaven.


OK now that is funny!  Thx.

[ktheodos]

lol...these are funny...thanks for sharing!

[thechexmix]

These are great, thanks to both of you. The first one is a total classic, and I'd never heard the second one before. Funny!

[sgluckadoo]

very funny! 

[Kiki1992]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”


And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

I love this one. It gets you thinking all scientifically and forgetting it was even a joke, and then "BAM" it cracks you up with the joke at the end!

[2little]

omg i like that one

[jkhanson]

Both of these jokes made me laugh out loud......even had to type it out rather than shorten it to LOL!

Laughter is such good medicine and a great way to start my day.  Thanks!

[allkindsofdesign]

That's pretty funny. I wasn't expecting that answer! And I never herd a joke like that before with watson in it. Very origional!

[sommap]

I liked them both.