The Woman Marine Pilot

[sflynt]

        The Woman Marine Pilot
 
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.  But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Afghanistan, and her plane got hit.  She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 taliban fighters. She shot 15 of them until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last guy with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.  'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

"Don't f%@k with Mommy when she's been drinking."

LOL!  

[surveydad]

  LOL!!!   That's Awesome, very funny   

[Linda67]

Sounds like a moral everyone should remember  lol

[tuyetmai]

        The Woman Marine Pilot
 
                      Enjoy


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.  But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?'


''Yes ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Afghanistan, and her plane got hit.  She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 taliban fighters. She shot 15 of them until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last guy with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.  'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

"Don't f%@k with Mommy when she's been drinking."

LOL!  

lol... you make it sound very funny lol... Thank for sharing.

[sflynt]

Definitely a moral for everyone! lol!!  You're welcome, glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did!