Late Night Views on Obama

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LATE NIGHT VIEWS ON OBAMA…..
  

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time........
we agree and think that 25 to life would be appropriate    (Jay Leno)

 
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask  (Jay Leno)

 
Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama-Value-Meal?  
Order anything you like and the guy after you has to pay for it.  (Conan O.Brien)

 
What does Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?  
A fund raiser.  (Jay Leno)

 
What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a federal penitentiary?
 One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
 The other is for prisoners.  (Dave Letterman)

 
If Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?  
America.  (Fallon)

 
What is the difference between Obama and his dog - Bo?
 Bo has papers.  (Kimmel)

 
What was the most positive result of the "cash for clunkers program?  
It took 5 million Obama bumper stickers off the road.