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sigmapi1501

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What would Jesus Do?
« on: October 12, 2010, 11:56:28 am »
Satan tells you that you may make ONE statement.  If it is a lie, he will shoot you, if it is the truth... he will hang you.
You make your statement and he is forced to let you go free.... What was your statement?
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2010, 08:57:44 pm »
Jesus would say Satan get thee behind me.  :angel11:
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2010, 09:59:08 pm »
"I am lying."

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Edit: (Spoiler) I wouldn't have to make one because this situation is ficticious. Satan is provably a man-made antagonist and does not exist. Oh snap!

« Last Edit: December 22, 2010, 02:59:56 pm by Falconer02 »
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2010, 10:04:31 pm »
Quote from: charmaine56 on December 21, 2010, 08:57:44 pm
Jesus would say Satan get thee behind me.  :angel11:
Great answer! :)
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 05:44:03 am »
"You will hang me." is the statement-
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2010, 08:57:56 am »
Stay silent, of course - then you're not telling the truth or lying, and he can't shoot or hang you.  Problem solved - though I'm sure that's not the answer you were looking for.
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2010, 09:32:11 am »
Hahaha, love the gif, Falconer.
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2010, 10:00:34 pm »
Quote from: jordandog on December 22, 2010, 05:44:03 am
"You will hang me." is the statement-

Close. You say "I will be shot"
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2010, 08:19:48 am »
You say "Go Sox!"
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2010, 12:19:50 pm »
That's simple. Ask a question
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Or reply with a nonsequiter.

9 cords.
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2010, 11:26:42 am »
What would Jesus do?

He'd laugh
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Re: What would Jesus Do?
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2010, 01:57:38 pm »
tell a true statment for "The truth will set you free"  as satan hangs you the rope will snap and you are still alive.
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