Weekend (Saturday/Sunday) Mini Promotions - Non-Sports Related

[gnjaman]

[Game]
Favorite Joke

[Rules]
 - Post your favorite joke! (Keep it semi-clean please, we do have some children here)
 - First 35 win 3 cents!
 - No survey link (I am going out of town and putting this together as my family honks at me)
 - Winners from Tuesday and this promotion will be paid tomorrow when I get back
 - Behave yourself!

 one day an old man was doing his daily jogging "anybody out there" came a voice off to the side. so the old man went to check it out and there were this little old lady who said " i dont have any arms i dont have any legs and i never been picked up befor could u help" so the old man picked her up and set her back down then said "there u go now uve been picked up ill go now" next day the old man goes out jogging again and hears the little old lady saying "i dont have any arms i dont have any legs and i never been kissed befor" so the old man pickes her up and give her a kiss then set her back down and takes off. next nigh the old man had a bad day  and went jogging late. he hears the little old lady again and sigh's so the old man goes down to wear the little old lady is and she says "i dont have any arms i dont have any legs and ive never been screwed befor" so the little old man pickes her up  and takes her for a walk with him and throes her in the river and says "now your screwed" and jogges away to a better night

[IceKittyNM]

Kohler's gonna have a lot of jokes to read when he gets back!! 

[oonamas]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[marvia]

What did the blond say when she opened the box of cherrios?

OOO little donut seeds...

[swogden]

FOOD FOR THOUGHT
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a *bleep* is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile

Good one! LOL!

[swogden]

While waiting her turn at the catalogue-order desk, I heard the clerk explain to a customer that their state-of-the-art computer would call him when his order came in.  The man told her to leave a message on his answering maching if he wasn't home.
The clerk became flustered.  "I'm sorry, sir, but our computer won't talk to a machine."

[TaintedLust]

Is the promotion still going on? I thought It'd be over by now.

[Kohler]

Joke promotion bonuses paid!

[wsnyyankees2009]

Joke promotion bonuses paid!

KOHLER!! 

Saturday Promotion    2011-02-02    $0.03    Approved

[sonalinm]

Thanks Kohler..I got mine
Saturday Promotion   2011-02-02   $0.03   Approved

[TaintedLust]

Saturday Promotion   2011-02-02   $0.03   Approved



Thanks Kohler 

[IceKittyNM]

Thank you, Kohler!! Love all the fun promos you give us!! 

Saturday Promotion    2011-02-02    $0.03    Approved

[angsilva2000]

Ooh thanks sounds cool

[Stealth3si]

Today's promo is: What's your favorite snack?

JUST KIDDING!

[lightningclix]

Today's promo is: What's your favorite snack?

JUST KIDDING!

I'm game - if the Admin says it's okay 

My favorite snack is GREEN grapes!