O.M.G!!! Oh Heck Naw!!!!!

[walksalone11]

HAVE YOU ALL HEARD ABOUT THIS?

I just heard.......OH LAWZ.....I just found out.....Oooooh my Gawd hepp me jebus......I just got the word that some degenerate immoral people......

I shudder to even think the words......people actually......eat.......they actually put.......in their mouths........***shudders again, uncontrollably***

well......they eat avocados, people.

AVOCADOS!!!!!!

Oh my mercy me.

Some SO CALLED humans, actually STOOP SO LOW as to ingest.......INGEEEEEEEEESTTTT!!!!.....avocados.

Now GHEEZZZ people....we can't allow this to continue. NO SIR!!!

We can not allow ANNNNNY one to disrespect....to totally corrupt.....TO DESTROY!!!!.... the moral fabric of this great country like this.

But I HAVE A PLAN. I have a plan to *bleep* our endangeeeeeeered morality back away from these degenerate individuals.

I tell you what we're gunna do.
I WILL TELL YOU.....what we.....are gunna do.

We are going out in the street.
WE"RE GOING OUUUUUUUT IN THE STREEEEEEEEET!!!! my breathern.......and we are going to protest.
We are going to make corney signs.
We are going to get out there and make complete jack asses of ourselves.

We are going out in the street and protest this filth, because that is what Creator WANTS US TO DO!
Now I can't prove it but it's true.
IT IS THE GODS HONEST TRUTH......and if you don't believe me.....if you don't think.....that Creator wants us.....to do alllll this......just ask me.

We are going to make demands.
We are going to DEEEEEEEMAND that their be a ballot initiative on this most urgent matter.
We are going to DEMAND a special election is held RIGHT AWAY to put down this bitter travisty of our way of life.

We are ALLLLLL going to vote.......people, we are all going to vote and make a law.
We are going to make yet another great law in this most wonderful and morally straight country of ours.

No man nor woman.......no four legged beast.....no bird of the air nor fish of the sea, shall ever again, partake of the fruit of the evil avocado tree.

I mean really my people, if WEEEEEEE aren't going to eat avocados.......NOOOOOOOO ONE IS GOING TO EAT AVOCADOS in our great country.

DO THESE PEOPLE......do these soooooo called humans actually........put a filthy avocado in their mouths?

The SAAAAAME mouth breathern......that they kiss their sweet Mommas with.
Of course, if their parents, allow......them to be raised........to think......FOR JUST ONE MINUTE.......that it is morally acceptable to eat......avocados.......there must......there HAS TO BE......something most dreadfully wrong......with their character too.
There must be....something so defunct.....so terribly inept......so grossly wrong, with their own morals that I am afraid, what simply must be done......is to forcefully sterilize the whole fambly.

I mean.....If their morals are such.....if their morals and in fact scruples are such....that they would eat an avocado........Im turning as green as it just thinking about it.......then ALLLLLL the rest of their values must be suspect to.

Can I get an AMAM an Ooooohhhhhmmmmmm and a how ya do ya?

I'm feeling it people.
I tell you I AM FEEELING IT!!!

Feel me right here......and you'll feel it too.

Hey.....hey....do that again.....I think I felt a little sumpin sumpin else......

People, Im here to tell you, that Creator hates avocados too. UHHH HUHHHH yes he does.
Creator hates avocados.
I knoooooooowwww Creator hates avocados because while I was out picking mangos.......while I was out in the field.....picking mangos......a tree frog told me.
I tree frog told me that CREATOR SAIDDDDDD!!!! to eat mangos.
MANGOS PEOPLE.....not avacados MANNNNNNNNNNNGOOOOOOSSSS!!!!!!

Now go on out there......go on out there my brothers and sisters.......
GO OUT THERE AND TEACH IT.
GO OUT THERE AND PREACH IT.
and let no man stand in your road.





Hey you.


YEAH you.
Come feel me right here again...........

[jordandog]

while I was out in the field.....picking mangos......a tree frog told me.

Fess up, Walks. After reading through this, you can't tell me you confused mangos with peyote buttons.....
You're on fire brotha!

[walksalone11]

while I was out in the field.....picking mangos......a tree frog told me.

Fess up, Walks. After reading through this, you can't tell me you confused mangos with peyote buttons.....
You're on fire brotha!

Peyote???...***looks around to see if there are any NAC members present***....them damn things are worse then avocados!!!

[walksalone11]

walks: did you write that avocado-thingy during "HAPPY HOUR"

I am happy with every hour I am gifted with so.....I guess so 

[AmyTrivitt]

Well damn I like me some avocados!!!

[amyrouse]

Well damn I like me some avocados!!!

I guess great Amy's think alike, since the very same thought ran through my head.  And they were among the first solid foods I gave my daughter!

[hwilliams591]

Can I have my one minute back?

[amyrouse]

...so I got a question for ya, Walks...is it immoral for me to use avocado oil in my hair dye?

[FuzzyCottonsocks]

You know what they say about people who protest loudly about avocado eaters.... They are closeted avocado eaters themselves. When you get busted eating the creamy green goodness Walksalone, don't make any lame excuses like "I didn't know it was an avocado, I swear! I thought it was an odd looking grapefruit!" No one will believe you.

[walksalone11]

Well damn I like me some avocados!!!

I guess great Amy's think alike, since the very same thought ran through my head.  And they were among the first solid foods I gave my daughter!

Thats just wrong.......

[walksalone11]

You know what they say about people who protest loudly about avocado eaters.... They are closeted avocado eaters themselves. When you get busted eating the creamy green goodness Walksalone, don't make any lame excuses like "I didn't know it was an avocado, I swear! I thought it was an odd looking grapefruit!" No one will believe you.

Not a chance FCS, as soon as I got old enough for my culinary tendencies to begin manifesting themselves, I "decided" that I would eat mangoes but never, ever never never ever, an avocado.

[FuzzyCottonsocks]

You know what they say about people who protest loudly about avocado eaters.... They are closeted avocado eaters themselves. When you get busted eating the creamy green goodness Walksalone, don't make any lame excuses like "I didn't know it was an avocado, I swear! I thought it was an odd looking grapefruit!" No one will believe you.

Not a chance FCS, as soon as I got old enough for my culinary tendencies to begin manifesting themselves, I "decided" that I would eat mangoes but never, ever never never ever, an avocado.

Sure... This whole thread makes me crave Chipotle. Mmmmm... Steak burrito with chips and guac. 

[ninajay]

Well damn I like me some avocados!!!

I guess great Amy's think alike, since the very same thought ran through my head.  And they were among the first solid foods I gave my daughter!

Yeah, you lost me ...I would eat avocados all the time if I could just kind of expensive  ... but Mangoes are good too