All I need to know about life I learned from a cow

[marieelissa]

Wake up in a happy mooo-d
Don't cry over spilled milk
When chewing your cud, remember; there is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no flavor
The grass is always greener on the udder side of the fence.
Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth
It's better to be seen and not herd
Honor thy fodder, thy mother and all your udder relatives
Never take any bull from anybody
Always let them know who's the bossy
Stepping in cowpies brings good luck
Black and white are always an appropriate fashion statement
Love one an-udder and cow-n't your blessings every day!