OMG Laws in Florida that are funny!!

[ButterflyWings]

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.


Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.


Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.


Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.



It is illegal to sell your children.


Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 pm

It is illegal to molest a Key deer.

The molestation of trash cans is banned.

No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.

LMAO silly stuff

[ButterflyWings]

Me either lmao that's too funny

[dealdeal1]

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to let my pregnant pig out of her cage and go to the beach with out her1 Dangit!

[wbarth]

i have a gas problem... that's not fair at all hahaha....  what's going on with pigs and elephants? should be dogs and cats!! lol

[abont001]

Thanks for those...I will keep it in mind next time I visit lol

[shernajwine]

i'm from texas so after this thread posted i was interested to see the dumb laws in my own state...i bolded the ones i thought were particularly  hilarious! LOL (thanks for sharing Butterflywings this was really funny)

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer
at home.
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber *bleep*, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. (Borger )
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. (Clarendon )
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. (Dallas )
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
(El Paso )
Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal. (Galveston )
Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500. (Galveston )
No person may disturb a church service by swearing. (Harker Heights )
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. (Houston )
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. (Lubbock County )
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. (Mesquite )
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. (Port Arthur )
It is illegal to do "U Turns". (Richardson )
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. (Richardson )
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.(San Antonio )
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. (Temple )
You can ride your horse in the saloon.  (Temple )
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. (Texarkana )

[cloudsoup]

it sounds like all these things actually happened,
in order for them to be considered laws...

and i'm guessing probably about 100 years ago,
when it was that easy to make them up! craziness.

[mc1962]

Here is one that will get a laugh outta you, In Palm Springs California it is against the law to ride a camel on a public street after 4 P.M. (I don't know about you but I like to ride my camel in the mornings)(LOL)

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In Riverside California it is against the law to carry a lunch pail in public after 6 p.m.

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In Pomona California it is against the law to shop for bread after 12 noon on Wednesdays

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Strange laws huh? but they were still  in effect as of July 1st 2010

 

[karenkpc]

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

egads.  quill-tastic.

[MandieMc]

Love it, especially how the criminals are supposed to give their victims notice...I dunno about you but, I'm somehow thinking they're going to break that law too...just a hunch though.

[Cuppycake]

I know that it is illegal in Seminary Mississippi to run your livestock down main street. My uncle told me that one. I forget the others he said. I always remembered that one because I have actually seen someone do that on that road LMAO!

[Cuppycake]

Okay this is the 2 I found for Atlanta lol ! :

Atlanta :

• Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
  
• One man may not be on another man’s back

.

[shernajwine]

Okay this is the 2 I found for Atlanta lol ! :

Atlanta :

• Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
  
• One man may not be on another man’s back

.

is that law about being on another man's back a nice way of saying no homosexual activity allowed??? LOL that's what it sounds like!

[inluvwitmm]

These are great lol. I remember hearing some of these years ago...every state has some really silly laws.

[Cuppycake]

Okay this is the 2 I found for Atlanta lol ! :

Atlanta :

• Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
  
• One man may not be on another man’s back

.

is that law about being on another man's back a nice way of saying no homosexual activity allowed??? LOL that's what it sounds like!

ROFLMAO! Well if it is they are sure not enforcing it lol! There are allot of gay people here in Atlanta both men and women. I don't think they know about this law? If they did I am sure there would be hell to pay!