What rule in your household is strictly enforced?

[muush88]

I cant smoke in my home.    and its cold outside  dont tell me to quit!!  IM NO QUITTER!!  Damn cigarette police. 

[angel379227]

No shoes on in the house, and no talking during South Park.

[jongarton]

No smoking around the BABY! she's 2 months old!

[cgustudent]

Everyone has to shower at least once a day.

[nauticalstar]

The one rule in my house that is strictly inforced is the bed ALWAYS has to be made.  I got this rule from my mom since I was little.  My mom told me one time that my dad and I were leaving the house to meet her and I wouldn't leave untill the bed was made. My dad couldn't believe it.  My mom thought it was so funny.

[Oryon20]

Three rules are strictly enforced in our home.  Shoes are to be taken off and placed neatly on the shoe mat upon coming into the home; including guests.  Smoking is not allowed - if someone just has to smoke, they can take it outside for a few minutes.  And, the dogs are not allowed on the couches, bed, and other furniture.

[mommagoes]

there's absolutely no smoking allowed in my house. that's the big rule, especially when my sister's fiance comes over. the other big rule is no foul language when the kids (ages 9 and 1) are around.

[misslwilliams]

1. The dog must stay off of the furniture.
2. My sons toys must stay in his room.
3. DO NOT touch mommys makeup!

[tzs]

1.When Lord of the Rings trilogy is on, or the Matrix, everything else is canceled out!!!!(except for a Texas game)
2. whenever we go to get breakfast in a drive through, and you need grape jelly, you must ask for it like this:
"Excuse ME, Do you have any Grape Jelly??" in a funny brittish accent.
3. Husband is automatically the default diaper changer before he goes to bed first for the night( and vice versa for the wifey)
4.If at any time, Husband disagrees with Wifey, or vice versa, we are always allowed to say to eachother "F#ck You King, F$ck you Queen, right now!!"
All of these Are True!#3 was in our wedding vows!

[SinnerMerc]

Only 1:

In the kitchen? Make me fod.

If you're in the kitchen and not making me a sandwich, why are you in the kitchen?

[iwinyoulol]

No talking with ur mouth full of food. Computer usage less than 2 hrs...

[acurtsinger2]

NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE WHEN THE GRND BABIES ARE AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rogery]

Wake up every day.

[lynnc35]

eating food when it wasn't meal time. We were not allowed to get in the fridge and get what we want like it is most places these days, breakfast was served before school, lunch at school, and dinner when we got home, not kids get in the fridge, and cook macaroni and cheese at 2 am, like my teenage son does.