hahah, how about i just copy your list &skip the cousin
and phone hater ones. peeing in the shower is
definitely staying though.
"ewww gross!" is on its way from someone,
i just know it
- i confess that i can afford cable, i just don't feel like bothering.
- i confess that i can't stand 95% of the children i've met,
thus i'd rather not bother with having those either.
-i confess that i picture random (and not-so-random) people having sex
out of curiosity of what my imagination can come up with.
-i confess that sometimes, other peoples' misery makes me happy.
-i confess that i kiss *bleep* at work (without making it seem that way
because i've learned to play the game) in order to get what i want.
and so far, its worked.
that felt good, dreamyxo!