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We can all use a little of this every day!!
« on: January 04, 2010, 07:33:16 pm »
LOl... :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake:


So I love telling jokes and I have found some good ones here is one. Post your favorite joke give me a laugh.

Here it goes:

Three men walked in to a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it!




Lol I thought this was so funny...
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 07:37:39 pm »
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?







Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 07:38:38 pm »
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?





A. Limp biscuit
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 07:50:13 pm »
Q: What did one strawberry say to another strawberry?


A: If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!!
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 08:53:42 pm »
What's brown and sticky?








a stick... lol
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2010, 09:25:31 pm »
Quote from: florezitta10 on January 04, 2010, 07:33:16 pm
LOl... :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake:
So I love telling jokes and I have found some good ones here is one. Post your favorite joke give me a laugh.
Here it goes:
Three men walked in to a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it!
Lol I thought this was so funny...

my dad used to tell a similar one that most people wouldn't get. 
"three men are walking down the street. two walked into a bar, the third one ducked."
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2010, 09:27:09 pm »
my dad's other favorite joke (that my little brother always found so hilarious)..
Q: why don't blind people go skydiving?


A: it scares the crap out of the dogs!
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 09:35:04 pm »
LOL thats two funny.  :notworthy:
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 09:58:31 pm »
Quote from: clcflash on January 04, 2010, 08:53:42 pm
What's brown and sticky?








a stick... lol

I was gonna say poop lol
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 10:04:44 pm »
Three men walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010, 10:09:02 pm »
Q: Why do sea gulls fly by the sea?



A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bay gulls!
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 09:22:40 am »
A man walks into a bar..."ouch!"
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 11:08:00 am »
not a good joke teller - here is one copied for 101 joke website:

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 11:14:38 am »
Quote from: ahunter300 on January 05, 2010, 11:08:00 am
not a good joke teller - here is one copied for 101 joke website:

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.


Hahhahah I like it lol
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Re: We can all use a little of this every day!!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 11:44:15 am »
Some nice jokes, always good to read a few each day.  Some of these are oldies but goodies.  One more joke to add to the mix.

Q. What do you call a man with no legs?


A. Handicapped, you are a sick person for thinking this is a joke...Shame on you.
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