If you want a great romance book, you should read my ongoing epic romance "Make America Erotic Again: A Donald Trump Love Story" I'll even provide a sample below.
I had snuck to the debate stage early and hide in the great stand that my love Donald Trump would be at soon. Then I heard the debate was starting, My love had to shake hands with that filthy commie Harris. When Donald took his place, he placed his hand so that I could lick it clean from having to touch Lyin' Kamala. "Good boy" Donald said as he patted my head. I rewarded Donald with my mouth after he made his opening remarks. I could tell my work was distracting him from focusing, throwing off his debate. But when I offered to stop, his magnificent bigly hands pushed my head down going down to the base. I could barely contain it all in my mouth. But I knew that I had to please him or else I could lose him to Laura Loomer. Harris was saying some lies about immigrants being good. I whispered to my handsome man that he needed to tell the truth about how immigrants steal and eat real Americans' house pets. When Donald told the harsh truth about Haitian "migrants" I could feel him becoming stronger in my hands (barely able to wrap my hands around). When the debate was over, my love completely satisfied, and my jaw sore from being stretch further than it had ever been, I knew he had won the debate and would win the election. I told him, "you won by so much that you don't even need another debate. If you did that again they would have to call the Law & Order Special Victims Unit" and Donald laughed so hard, the only thing that had been harder was him earlier during the debate.