I have seen the light and error of my old way of thinking. Only Trump can lead us to salvation, I have forsaken all false gods and have accepted Trump and Trump alone as our God-Emperor Savior. With his Bigly ways he, and only he, can Make America Great Again.
I want to share a very personal story of my love for Trump.
I'd pray to Trump every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Trump is Bigly", I would say, "Trump is MAGA". My dad heard me and called me a traitor for my actions on January 6th. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Trump. I called him a Lib*ard. He slapped me and sent me to go to sleep. I was crying and my face hurt. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Trump. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp to drain". He grabs me with his powerful bigly hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I open my mouth wide for Trump. He penetrated my mou*h. It was so bigly, but I do it for Trump. I want to please Trump. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my mou*h with his love. My dad walked in. Trump looked him straight in the eye, and said, "Make America Great Again". Trump left through my window. Trump is Bigly. Trump is MAGA.
Anyone who isn't this devoted to Trump isn't a real Trump supporter and might as well vote for Biden. Someday when Trump is restored to his rightful place he can abolish the need for all voting as he will be the unquestionable supreme leader. We can start now by making sure to protest the 2024 election. Why should we vote in obviously rigged elections. I mean, Trump said it was rigged therefore it was. That's all the proof I need.