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plennis

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More SIlly Jokes
« on: September 29, 2022, 07:06:39 am »
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

My grandkids laugh.  Remember this is just for fun...if you don't like then just keep scrolling.

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Re: More SIlly Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2022, 01:41:39 pm »
They are great grandkid jokes, grandpa. Thanks for sharing. I think all my grandkids are too sophisticated for these. They might be groaners for them. You know, like not :icon_rr:.

But at least one of them made me laugh. I'm not sophisticated at all.  :silly:

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2022, 09:15:31 am »
They are great grandkid jokes, grandpa. Thanks for sharing. I think all my grandkids are too sophisticated for these. They might be groaners for them. You know, like not :icon_rr:.

But at least one of them made me laugh. I'm not sophisticated at all.  :silly:

Sometimes, even if they are groaners they get the kids going telling their own jokes just to try and top me!  LOL

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