Some jokes for the kids for the season

[plennis]

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They drop all their needles.

[calendria]

 

 


Funny!  Thanks. (Not a kid, but ..)

[plennis]

Why was the Grinch such a great gardener?
He has a green thumb.

 What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish!

 What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes

What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas

What did the car say to the dreidel?
Want to go for a spin?

[LaTashaS28]

That was funny, great jokes, lol

[sdenimandlace1]

Thanks for the great jokes. have a great day.

[ktheodos]

Lol...good ones...thanks for sharing all!

Here's some more:

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.

Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!

What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.

What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays all!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.