SIlly Jokes or Puns

[plennis]

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens...…………...Chicken Tenders

[tjshorty]

Why did the child stare intently at the carton of orange juice?.................It said  "concentrate"

[linderlizzie]

Why did the child stare intently at the carton of orange juice?.................It said  "concentrate"

Technically speaking, I believe the above started out as a blonde joke. 

Here's another one:

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

[plennis]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

[stevensm4]

I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why.

How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

How did the Native Americans get to America first? They had reservations.

What kind of tea did the American Colonists want? Liberty.

What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws? He was given two consecutive sentences.

Need an Ark? I Noah guy.