extreme redneck jokes

[dwiley11]

You're An EXTREME Redneck When...
 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
 
 2.  The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
 
 3.  You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
 
 4.  You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
 
 5.  You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
 
 6.  Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
 
 7.  You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
 
8.  Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
 
 9.  Your junior prom offered day care.
 
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
 
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
 
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
 
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
 
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
 
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
 
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
 
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
 
18. Popping the hood involves removing at least two bungee cords.
 

[mapiklfish]

Haha!  That's pretty good.

[dwggs]

Thanks for the chuckle ... I definitely need a laugh today.

[NRAJOE]

That thar is right funny...yup yup...

[ngorecki]

I likes that, you got more.

[hitch0403]

You forgot 1.Your wife is blond and had an emergency and wanted to call 911 but couldnt find the eleven on the phone.

[vickysue]

Thanks for the jokes, it brightened up my day. I very seldom tell any redneck jokes because believe it or not some of very true and I don't like to hurt peoples  feelings, But at home I laugh at them a lot.

[linderlizzie]

Totally politically incorrect, but funny.

I think I have some redneck blood in me. That and Cherokee.  Just like everyone else does.

[Nancy5]

Thanks for the jokes, made me laugh

[gaylasue]

So funny!  I think I know some people who fit a few of those descriptions...

[mapiklfish]

Those are pretty good.   

[guapguysteven]

haha these are funny i run into rednecks they're not that bad but these jokes are definitely based on somethin haha i've heard them before I almost forgot theres a comedian named jeff foxworthy who tells jokes like there if anyone can't get enough lol  he's pretty funny though  .

[plennis]

Some of those were pretty funny, I needed this today..a little laughter always is a good start.

[debidoo]

Okay I think those were brilliantly funny.  Brought a smile to my face way earlier than I usually smile being a total and complete non-morning person.  Very cute.