Funniest fight you've had with your partner

[brian8713]

I thought I'd share what I think is a funny story from when I was married. My ex-husband made me a breakfast I did not want. He knew I was not a breakfast eater. But anyway, I sat down and had breakfast with him, while he made a passive-aggressive comment that "nothing was going [his] way" that day. I still didn't catch on. About an hour earlier, I had done my laundry, with 9 pieces of his laundry mixed in with mine. Catch that: 9 pieces. So when I was getting the laundry out of the dryer, I left his 9 pieces in the dryer. I figured why can't he do his own laundry? I'm his husband, not his b---h.

Well, after breakfast, he was sitting in the bedroom crying, and sure enough, he admitted it was because I didn't do his laundry. I was so taken aback. We had a ton of stupid fights while married (mostly related to him going through my phone and finding conversations about him that weren't always positive) but I thought that was the funniest. Tears over laundry!!

Have you had any stupid fights with your partner?

[ancmetro]

    Thank God I have no one to fight with!

[gwilson31]

I can't recall my spouse and I having an argument, I am sure we have but I can't think of one (we've been married for 30 years).  We always throw all of our laundry in together and whichever one of us does the laundry does it all. 

[brian8713]

I can't recall my spouse and I having an argument, I am sure we have but I can't think of one (we've been married for 30 years).  We always throw all of our laundry in together and whichever one of us does the laundry does it all. 

Wow, that's awesome! 30 years with no fights? My husband and I were together for less than a year, and he was always picking fights with me. Sometimes the expression on my face would annoy him. Totally serious. I'm dating someone I like a lot better right now, but I've decided to definitely take things slow this time. Lol

[bshee58]

Not married, and haven't been for years, I'm divorced.

[judylucas]

My husband and I never fought either we had disagreements but he would never fight with me just walked away

[brian8713]

Lucky people!!

[stokeman455]

     we busted the bed, having a fun fight

[gaby_ro_2004]

I don't fight at all.In 13years never had a fight(funny or not).

[brian8713]

Jealous of your perfect lives!! Maybe mine will still come, who knows.

[dreamyxo]

I almost broke up with a bf over black bottom cupcakes.  I wish now I had.  It was early in our relationship and he knew I liked black bottoms so he bought me a bag of mini black bottoms.  I didn't want to give him any and we got in a fight. 

My current bf and I got in a fight over a cheeseburger.  We were on a trip and stopped to get something to eat. I told him I just wanted a cheeseburger but he bought me a a double or triple cheeseburger and I didn't want it because I just wanted a cheeseburger.  I was more mad at the fact that he didn't listen to me but basically the fight was over food.

[mardukblood2009]

Mine was, we had this big blow up in Pizza Hut one night so then we decided to go eat there the next day anyway. We then wore our sunglasses in so no one would recognize us working there from the previous night.