For my older friends…soo much truth in so few statements!

[cateyes1]

 

1. Ate salad for dinner …mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato  sauce ... And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza.

2. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it into the trash. b. Grill some meat.

3. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

4. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my  14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

5. A recent study has found women who carry a  little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

6. Kids today don't know how easy they have  it... when I was young I had to walk 9 feet  through *bleep* carpet to change the TV channel.

7. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

8. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?  Me neither.

9. I may not be that funny or athletic or good  looking or smart or talented…dang, I forgot where I was going with this.

10. I love being over 60. I learn something new every day…and forget 5 other things.

11. A thief broke into my house last night. He  started searching for money…so I woke up and searched with him.

12. My dentist told me I need a Crown … I said, "You bet, pour mine over rocks."

13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

 

"Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."

 

[potluck6]

Tell twenty somethings that no watergate had nothing to do with the drought.

[BlackSheepNY]

LOL, that was cute.  I especially liked Number 2.

[Nancy5]

Loved it, I liked #3 the best.  Of course walking to the tv was funny too!

[vickysue]

I liked all of those Cateyes1, thought they were great and also the other persons try to tell the twenty year olds that watergate had nothing to do with the drought, nope now that one had some to do with  Hillary and her getting disbarred.

[ktheodos]

Lol..these are funny..thanks for sharing.

[clickers]

  it; especially # 5 lol!